Archive for January, 2009

Canada to Bill Ayers: Fuck off.

Tuesday, January 20th, 2009
Cry me a river.

Cry me a river.

Bill Ayers has apparently entered Canada a number of times. His most recent visit was cut short as Canadian border officials denied him entry into the country. Sure, it happens. By that I mean it happens to people who should not be let into this country.

But why on earth would we deny entry to this university professor?

BECAUSE HE USED TO FUCKING BLOW UP INNOCENT PEOPLE.

Yeah, I’d say Canada made the right call on this one. In case you don’t recognize the name, Bill Ayers was a co-founder of the “Weather Underground” organization which was a collection of crazy anti-Vietnam war assholes.

This is where it gets good. Bill here immediately cried to the bleeding hearts in the media about how it was a complete violation of his rights. He went so far as to claim that the recent spotlight cast upon him by Sarah Palin’s “terrorist” comments regarding his past affiliation with US President Obama was the reason we denied entry. He went on to claim that Canada has only denied his entry once before out of many visits, as if this somehow proves this grave injustice. Hmm ok, he may have a point here. We are now aware that Bill Ayers used to be a FUCKING TERRORIST. So, Bill, please shut the fuck up already. It is not your right to enter our country; however, it is our right to tell you to pack your fucking bags. Since your bags are probably already packed for your trip, you can go ahead and unpack them ONLY TO REPACK THEM WHEN WE SHOW YOUR ASS THE DOOR.

I almost feel sorry for him, having three of his friends blown up by the nail bomb they were creating. Almost.

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David Messina: Today’s piece of shit

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009
David Messina is a fucking loser

David Messina is a fucking loser

Look at this piece of shit.

His name is David Messina and his game is renting other people’s property to foreign students without paying the owners of the property. He crams at least 4-5 people into each apartment and keeps all the money for himself while the property owners struggle to deal with the stupid bullshit known as the Residential Tenancy Act. As if that wasn’t bad enough, this fucktard seems to think he has every right to do this.

‘Why would I pay her? She’s tried to kick me out. I never started this.’

She brought this all upon herself … by renting to me.’

Oh boy. You know, I used to have this nice aluminum baseball bat that could deliver quite the punch while still being light enough to allow for a fast swing. I named it “The Dentist” for its ability to perform tooth removal. Much like being curb stomped, the pain from breaking the teeth and ripping out the roots would probably put you into shock. This, of course, depends entirely on whether or not the jaw bone is thrust upward toward the brain causing severe injury or death. Such a situation could occur should the hit make contact on or around the chin area instead of the mouth. I hear the kneecaps are fun too.


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