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Dear idiots,

As you sit reading this, wearing your carefully chosen pseudo-anarchy inspired t-shirt, I want you to take a moment and look at the reality around you. You probably live in a college dorm room. You probably have a poster of Che Guevara on the wall. You probably have no fucking idea how law and order is keeping you alive.

“anarchy”
[an-er-kee] –noun
1. confusion; chaos; disorder
2. a terrible fucking idea

Whats up.

Let me tell you about your future in a lawless society of mass chaos. See this guy here? He’s going to walk up to you and shoot you in the face. He will take your keys and wallet, visit your house, remove anything of value, then burn the fucker down. Your valuables are sold or bartered for living necessities, and more importantly firearm ammunition. Yes, this is a picture of me. The risk of consequences is what prevents this from happening to you EVERY DAY. A society without rules is a society of self-preservation; a long and bloody hell wherein mortality is the only truth. It is where those of you who consider yourselves to be “hard as fuck” hiding behind your cliche tattoos and Kanye West CDs become prey for those of us with flexible morals and nothing to lose. Other than a .38 slug, the last thing to go through your head would probably be along the lines of “I guess I was fucking wrong.” Good call.

From a more realistic perspective, the police are a required peacekeeping force with little to no interest in disrupting the lives of ordinary people. There will always be criminals. There will always be the people hunting the criminals. People involved in organized crime do not go around yelling “fuck the police” and drawing attention to their whining. Petty criminals, typically those with lower than average intellect, are usually the ones who feel that the police force is committing some terrible injustice against their rights. People tend to harbor these anti-police feelings after realizing they will continuously be outsmarted and caught after every crime they commit. Even more disturbing are the hypocrite pieces of shit jumping into this trend for the sole purpose of being a cocksucker, all the while enjoying the freedoms provided by the law and order they are protesting. Think I’m just full of shit? Go to Zimbabwe. You will probably get shot in the face for your brand name flip flops.

So, you think none of the above relates to you? You still mutter “fucking pig” after getting a speeding ticket though, right? You still go around ranting about police brutality to the nearest bleeding heart liberal whenever the media publishes some bullshit sensationalist article about a police takedown? Yeah, buddy, you’re still a fucking idiot. Perhaps boredom has taken over your mediocre life and instead of thinking for yourself, you let these counter-culture hippie dipshits control your decisions and make you into just another pawn for their political activism. Keep this up and someday someone much larger than you will teach you a valuable life lesson, which you will undoubtedly reflect upon on the day of your release from the hospital.