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While sifting through the 400+ e-mails which fill one of my poorly filtered accounts, I decided it would be completely non-depressing to poke fun at the erectile dysfunction spam. No seriously, I’m hung like a goddamn elephant. ANYWAY, check out some of the more memorable titles from my inbox.

Stop letting your love life stagnate
Don’t be flaccid at the critical moment
You need to take these pills to experience nirvana
Shoot a massive load
Be a stallion in bed
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, a pill a day keeps your pecker stronger and gay
Erase the memories of your bedtime failures
Catch rapturous girls’ looks on your zipper protuberance
Power pack your tool in your pants
She’ll swallow if you take this
Treat her tonight to rock hard pumping
Heat in your pants
Be a tank, not a minivan
Boost your bomber
Be proud of your tower in any public shower
Give your electrodes some voltage
Be the slit-attacker
Meat cigar instead of cigarette
Make your volcano erupt later!
Give your rod “stand-up” elixir

Can you say WOOT?