Why don’t you post more stuff?
Hello good people of the intarwebs! People sometimes ask me why I don’t get around to updating this blog more often. Well, nobody asks me but how big of a loser would I be if I were to admit that. Not that the number of people to e-mail me from a site clearly showcasing my own insanity can hold any merit to the judgment of my self worth, I would surely be tickled though from the level of care and compassion. OH SHIT I FORGOT THIS IS THE INTERNET. Nobody cares about me and I don’t care about any of you. To be frank, I would rather stare at LOLcats than talk to the kind of people who enjoy reading my ramblings. In fact, my recent addiction to Ally McBeal is causing a real negative impact on my ability to form thoughts. This is nothing compared to when I was in love with Miley Cyrus though.
I don’t work. I make my own daily schedule. Sometimes I’ll drive around town looking for people to mug at night. Sometimes I get involved in things I shouldn’t. I live off cigars and coffee. I hate change. The hustle never ends.