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So, you want to protest the G20 summit because you don’t have enough excitement in your life… You do this thinking that you will change something, but really you just eat up my tax dollars which are used to defend the city from your stupid ass. You took some fucking liberal arts program at community college and now you believe you are entitled to protest people who happen to be much more intelligent than yourself. You tell yourself you could do a better job running shit, but really you are a fat lazy cunt. You operate under names like Black Block or Moldy Penis Cheddar, smashing store windows for no reason and causing nothing but incredible hatred toward your kind by the entire population. Do you expect people to be sympathetic to your cause when you act like a fucking 12 year old goof? If Toronto wasn’t already a giant multi-cultural cesspool of filth, I would consider flying out there just to beat the shit out of protesters. I would also have to bring a camera crew because liberal losers getting their faces bashed in would probably be a YouTube hit.

So yeah, I hope the police get more chances to pepper spray and taze more of you cocksuckers. I truly envy them.

What do you do when your company has created an enormous ecological disaster in the Gulf of Mexico and you can’t stop the massive amounts of oil from flowing into the water? You decide that showing the world how big of a cocksucking douchebag you are is a really good idea. Here are just a couple of quotes from BP’s CEO Tony Hayward:

“What the hell did we do to deserve this?”

“The Gulf of Mexico is a very big ocean. The amount of volume of oil and dispersant we are putting into it is tiny in relation to the total water volume.”

“The environmental impact of this disaster is likely to be very, very modest.”

Wow Tony, so glad that we see eye to eye on this. No wait, you are a sack of shit and your company has permanently fucked the Earth. There is also evidence of BP’s attempt to cover-up the effect on wildlife by banning reporters from going near some badly affected areas with cameras. Too bad not everyone agrees with BP’s tactic of being fuckstains and some reporters were taken on a secret tour to bring us some photos found here http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/06/caught_in_the_oil.html. I also recommend following BPGlobalPR on Twitter for some entertainment.