Tony Hayward, Suck A Dick
What do you do when your company has created an enormous ecological disaster in the Gulf of Mexico and you can’t stop the massive amounts of oil from flowing into the water? You decide that showing the world how big of a cocksucking douchebag you are is a really good idea. Here are just a couple of quotes from BP’s CEO Tony Hayward:
“What the hell did we do to deserve this?”
“The Gulf of Mexico is a very big ocean. The amount of volume of oil and dispersant we are putting into it is tiny in relation to the total water volume.”
“The environmental impact of this disaster is likely to be very, very modest.”
Wow Tony, so glad that we see eye to eye on this. No wait, you are a sack of shit and your company has permanently fucked the Earth. There is also evidence of BP’s attempt to cover-up the effect on wildlife by banning reporters from going near some badly affected areas with cameras. Too bad not everyone agrees with BP’s tactic of being fuckstains and some reporters were taken on a secret tour to bring us some photos found here http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/06/caught_in_the_oil.html. I also recommend following BPGlobalPR on Twitter for some entertainment.