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So, what happens when you drive your car into oncoming traffic in a failed suicide attempt which kills a pregnant woman and her son? You sue the estate of the people you murdered. Oh wait, no you only do that if you are a stupid ugly cunt.

Winter, 17, with her father, Randy Winter, filed the lawsuit in Flathead County District Court July 15 against Knife River Corp., Western Traffic Control Inc., Mountain West Holding Co. and the estate of Erin Thompson. The complaint lists Thompson’s husband, Jason Thompson, as personal representative of the estate.

Sounds like the whole Winter family is fucking stupid. Seriously… Though I bet the dad is looking for some cash to pay for his dumb bitch daughter’s medical bills after the murdering cocksucker smashed her car.

Randy Winter
(406) 755-8794 home
(406) 253-4412 cell
(406) 758-3107 work
Winter11@digisys.net
randall.winter@us.army.mil
741 Shadow Ln
Kalispell, MT 59901-2339

Her facebook: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=726989288
School pic: http://www.sd5.k12.mt.us/ghs/act/fball/08season/sophphoto.html
News article: http://www.dailyinterlake.com/news/local_montana/article_3a5c2d3a-9d06-11df-8fed-001cc4c002e0.html

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/british-columbia/story/2010/07/04/bc-kinloch-victoria-police-hearing.html
FTA:

Willow Kinloch was 15 when her hands were cuffed behind her back and her legs tied together before she was tethered to the door of a padded cell for four hours on May 7, 2005. (CBC)

According to police, Kinloch was extremely intoxicated when she was arrested in May 2005. She was placed in a cell, where police say she screamed and banged on the walls for an hour.

So… This bitch was underage drinking (at 15 for fucks sake) and the RCMP tried to return her stupid drunk ass to her retarded parents but couldn’t reach them from the door (broken intercom). The bitch is then taken to the drunk tank and cuffed to the door because her stupid drunk ass was out of control. Suddenly there is a huge outcry about her treatment. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT THEM TO DO? You goddamn pansy liberal cocksuckers saying it was wrong. HAVE YOU EVER DEALT WITH A FUCKING OUT OF CONTROL DRUNK CUNT? They tied her ass up until she sobered up. This is rather normal. Her degenerate parents managed to swindle $60,000 out of the whole thing which has undoubtedly been put toward Willow’s “college” fund. By “college” I mean “get shitfaced daily and sucking dick for meth.”

What do you do when your company has created an enormous ecological disaster in the Gulf of Mexico and you can’t stop the massive amounts of oil from flowing into the water? You decide that showing the world how big of a cocksucking douchebag you are is a really good idea. Here are just a couple of quotes from BP’s CEO Tony Hayward:

“What the hell did we do to deserve this?”

“The Gulf of Mexico is a very big ocean. The amount of volume of oil and dispersant we are putting into it is tiny in relation to the total water volume.”

“The environmental impact of this disaster is likely to be very, very modest.”

Wow Tony, so glad that we see eye to eye on this. No wait, you are a sack of shit and your company has permanently fucked the Earth. There is also evidence of BP’s attempt to cover-up the effect on wildlife by banning reporters from going near some badly affected areas with cameras. Too bad not everyone agrees with BP’s tactic of being fuckstains and some reporters were taken on a secret tour to bring us some photos found here http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/06/caught_in_the_oil.html. I also recommend following BPGlobalPR on Twitter for some entertainment.

…because anon will come and fuck your shit up. Some stupid mexican kid put video of him abusing a cat up on Youtube. Word of this got to CSI uhh Ebaumsworld where an investigation was launched to discover his identity. Took less than a day to come up with this:

Michael L Gallegos
6974 Country Dawn, San Antonio, TX 78240
Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/411189457
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000634080003&ref=mf
e-mail: mickeygallegos82@yahoo.com
210-697-1979
210-561-2887

They discovered several methods of proving this to be correct. One such method is image comparison using Google street view and photos from this kid’s myspace/Facebook accounts. As seen below, this is a positive match:

This has the potential to become as epic as the “Dusty the cat” incident which caused a young boy to be charged with abuse, along with the entire family’s reputation to be destroyed. Stupid fucktard children like this need to learn that actions have consequences, and the last thing you want is the rage of Anonymous coming down on you. Anonymous does not operate within the law and will therefore do whatever is necessary.

EDIT: the story got media coverage and it looks like this may not actually be the right person. More investigating is in the works.

What happens when you take a picture of your rack using your BlackBerry 9000 phone and then upload it to your Twitter account which happens to have 600,000+ followers? You delete it within minutes and then pretend you were hacked. The Twitter view count on the image was at over 5,000 before being removed which of course gave the online world enough time to archive it forever. For her “hackers” excuse to be valid, the hacker would have had to be within bluetooth range of the phone NOT TO MENTION have her Twitter login and be a master at timing as the EXIF data shows the picture was taken shortly before being uploaded. Nobody is that bored with their life.

There is a more extensive writeup including the original photo as well as image comparisons proving the photo to be the real deal. See http://www.stickydrama.com/2010/05/yelyahwilliams-hayley-williams-of-paramore-accidentally-twitpics-own-n00dz/ if you want to check it out.

It seems our fearless leader has gone ahead and let some US lobbyists assist in exercising his anal cavity as the PMO is now attempting to pass what is being called the most anti-consumer bill ever. Bill C-61 is the Canadian version of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act in the US. I, and many like me, fear that the introduction of this bill will pave the road for bogus takedown notices and corporate bullying. We’ve already had to take it up the ass from the music industry as some of you may recall the “media tax” which was added to blank CDs being sold within Canada, no matter what the customer actually intended to do with the blank CDs. The amount collected was to be paid to recording artists, but really just went to buy private jets for the heads of the Canadian music industry. It was at that moment I decided to stop paying for SOME of the music/movies I wanted to enjoy, but it appears I will be upgrading that to ALL should Bill-C61 pass. I don’t do this to be an asshole, I do it for the satisfaction of knowing that the money I work hard for is not being given to companies which believe the anti-consumer way of doing business is actually getting them anywhere.

More info:
http://www.brendonwilson.com/blog/2008/06/16/talking-points-to-defeat-bill-c-61/

…especially it comes as you’re kicking some random dude in the head outside of a night club. A video of the Victoria Police Department is circulating YouTube and Canadian media outlets (you know, the pansy ass liberal cocksucking anti-police ones) which clearly shows the police force but conveniently doesn’t cover the drunk guys assaulting someone else. In pure CBC/CTV fashion, they spin the story to make everyone believe the police just swarmed in and started beating everyone up. SORRY, THAT IS NOT THE CASE. If the police come across you kicking someone in the head, they will intervene. When you are fucking drunk and not obeying commands, they will deal with you accordingly.

One important thing to note is that the guys who got shit kicked are not filing any complaints (probably due to the fact that they are guilty of assault and got off), but it is the mass pussy liberal collection of readers who are stirring the shit. I can’t say I’m surprised but it does aggravate me to the point where I may one day be shit kicking a liberal on the street, only to have the police come save your ass. Probably just in time for you to file a complaint.

Source: http://www.ctvbc.ctv.ca/servlet/an/local/CTVNews/20100323/bc_violent_takedown_100323/20100324?hub=BritishColumbia

Mary Mitchell is a bitch. Pure and simple. Mitchell is a black journalist for the Chicago Sun-Times who recently covered a story about Michael Corrigan, a resident in the area, who decided to voice his opinion about his neighbourhood by placing a message on his garage. He is simply a man proud to be white. It seems that you are only allowed to be proud of your race if you happen to be a minority, as the SECOND you do something like this you are suddenly evil and deserve to have a bunch of apes protesting. The real kicker is that this liberal sack of shit known as the Chicago Sun-Times figured that the outcry would be far greater should the journalist happen to be a minority. After all, who the hell would pay attention to a story crying about racism coming from a white person. AM I RIGHT?

Any white person who was offended by Mitchell’s rant on Corrigan’s “yard art” should file a complaint.

White Americans have fought long and hard for laws that would protect them from people who steal TVs and bicycles.

http://www.suntimes.com/news/mitchell/2096447,CST-NWS-mitch11.article

Hello good people of the intarwebs! People sometimes ask me why I don’t get around to updating this blog more often. Well, nobody asks me but how big of a loser would I be if I were to admit that. Not that the number of people to e-mail me from a site clearly showcasing my own insanity can hold any merit to the judgment of my self worth, I would surely be tickled though from the level of care and compassion. OH SHIT I FORGOT THIS IS THE INTERNET. Nobody cares about me and I don’t care about any of you. To be frank, I would rather stare at LOLcats than talk to the kind of people who enjoy reading my ramblings. In fact, my recent addiction to Ally McBeal is causing a real negative impact on my ability to form thoughts. This is nothing compared to when I was in love with Miley Cyrus though.

I don’t work. I make my own daily schedule. Sometimes I’ll drive around town looking for people to mug at night. Sometimes I get involved in things I shouldn’t. I live off cigars and coffee. I hate change. The hustle never ends.

Cry me a river.

Bill Ayers has apparently entered Canada a number of times. His most recent visit was cut short as Canadian border officials denied him entry into the country. Sure, it happens. By that I mean it happens to people who should not be let into this country.

But why on earth would we deny entry to this university professor?

BECAUSE HE USED TO FUCKING BLOW UP INNOCENT PEOPLE.

Yeah, I’d say Canada made the right call on this one. In case you don’t recognize the name, Bill Ayers was a co-founder of the “Weather Underground” organization which was a collection of crazy anti-Vietnam war assholes.

This is where it gets good. Bill here immediately cried to the bleeding hearts in the media about how it was a complete violation of his rights. He went so far as to claim that the recent spotlight cast upon him by Sarah Palin’s “terrorist” comments regarding his past affiliation with US President Obama was the reason we denied entry. He went on to claim that Canada has only denied his entry once before out of many visits, as if this somehow proves this grave injustice. Hmm ok, he may have a point here. We are now aware that Bill Ayers used to be a FUCKING TERRORIST. So, Bill, please shut the fuck up already. It is not your right to enter our country; however, it is our right to tell you to pack your fucking bags. Since your bags are probably already packed for your trip, you can go ahead and unpack them ONLY TO REPACK THEM WHEN WE SHOW YOUR ASS THE DOOR.

I almost feel sorry for him, having three of his friends blown up by the nail bomb they were creating. Almost.